Well lets get started!

So, I'm only really doing this for fun but since those horse ads that make me want to pull my hair out and go " Why the H*LL do you have horses again??!!" I thought I'd share than we can pull our hair out together!!

So, for my debut meet sorrel colt selling at the great price of 400 dollars. If it was me? (Of course it wouldn't because I'm pretty sure I can spell quite well, and know most of my grammar.) I'd have him up for free to a training home! Hes located in Ontario, so if your interested in helping the colt out email me for further information!

The Ad:

"Hi i have a 1 yr old blonde sorrel Morgan cross stallion needs some handling he's very cute a gentle man when in a stall but a devil out doors he's halter broke and good picking up his front feet but back not sure he has his shots and has a good smooth gait but has learned to rear up like a war horse he's very good with children but needs lots of handing good home only. would make beautiful pinto foals if bred with a paint mare he's beautiful and small he will finish about 15.1 hh

$400.00 "

Ok, so lets start! I'm not sure if this is being written by an adult or just a kid being polite and telling the truth. Either way, the ad stinks.

I think my favourite part is when the seller states "learned to rear up like a war horse". So you TAUGHT him how to do this?? Or from cr*ppy training he now knows that he can get away from you and make you stop by rearing up?

My OTHER favourite part is when the seller states "Would make beautiful paint foals if bred to a paint mare." Seriously? FHOTD would probably have a field day on this whole ad. All I want to do is shake my head and maybe take a hammer to it.

Ok! So, thats it for now. Now I'm off to read MY favourite blogs and do some laughing!